Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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