You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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