He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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