i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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