We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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