Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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