I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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