You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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