We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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