Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
My feet surprised me
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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