So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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