Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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