is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize
