By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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