I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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