What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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