last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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