Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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