how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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