he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Still dying that you shit outside
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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