who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
