He told me they were just razor bumps!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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