Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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