and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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