that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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