is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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