Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Can I color on your dick again?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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