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My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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