doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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