She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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