Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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