love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
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