Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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