its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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