remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize