playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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