Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I can't put those talents on a resume
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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