physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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