he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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