bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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