We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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