Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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