did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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