It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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