Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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