not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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