If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
it glows. i had to have it.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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