"it" just moved
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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