just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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