is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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