Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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