every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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