What did we do last night that was yellow?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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