I need help removing her.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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