Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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